Bishop Rood Gets Caught with His Pants Down

Bishop Rood was throughly enjoying his makeout session with Sister Jezabel when her husband suddenly burst in holding a shot gun.

"Now I know that this might look bad honey..." Sister Jezabel started stammering.

"SHUT UP!" Brother Jezabel screamed.

"Now there you go Brother Jezabel, always trying to look at things from a negative light." Bishop Rood said, "You need to look at this in a more positive light. You need to think about what crimes you might have committed, and the things that you could have done better as a husband to prevent this situation for occuring."

"But Bishop, this isn't the first time she's cheated on me."

"You need to look at your marriage as a beautiful park. It reminds me of this place near the Idaho Falls Temple, where they have this nice park. Did you know that underneath it, it used to be a land fill?"

"No. I didn't." Brother Jezabel said uncertainly.

"Are you going to go digging into your wives past about all her affairs, when she has created a beautiful home for you, fed you dinner, and helped out with keeping your homebusiness going?" Bishop Rood said while squeezing Sister Jezabels knee under the blanket.

"So are you going to destroy your beautiful garden, your beautiful park by bring up this old garbage?" Rood said, "You are being far too negative. Stop digging up dirt, turn around like a good priesthood holder, go out the door and lock it behind you. Can you commit to do that Brother Jezabel, can you step up to the plate and be a father to your kids by going out there and keeping them out of trouble for the next half hour."

"Ummmm..." Brother Jezabel said uncertainly.

"I think that Satan has got a hold of you brother Jezabel. I can see that the anger you have is not good for you. Now if you will excuse us, we were in an important meeting."

"Ummmm..ahhh." Brother Jezabel started moving towards the door.

"There's a good fellow." Rood said, "Now if you could come back in about a half hour with some Sprite, I'd really appreciate it."

Brother Jezabel walked out the door locking it behind him.

"I think I might have to bring him in to have a discussion about following the brethern with complete obedience, for a moment there, I thought he'd shoot us." Bishop Rood commented before sticking his lips back to Sister Jezabel's face.