12 Days of Smithmas

On the first day of Smithtmas,
my tbm love sent to me
A Patriarchial Blessing

On the second day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the third day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the fourth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the fifth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Five golden bibles,
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the sixth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Six geezers hands a-laying,
Five golden bibles,
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the seventh day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles,
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the eighth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Eight Mia-maids a sleeping
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the ninth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Nine ladies subordinating,
Eight Mia-maids a sleeping
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the tenth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Ten Brethren Kissing Butt,
Nine ladies subordinating,
Eight Mia-maids a sleeping
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the eleventh day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Eleven Bishops a guilt-tripping
Ten Brethren Kissing Butt,
Nine ladies subordinating,
Eight Mia-maids a sleeping
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing.

On the twelfth day of Smithtmas
my tbm love sent to me
Twelve Apostles monotoning,
Eleven Bishops a guilt-tripping
Ten Brethren Kissing Butt,
Nine ladies subordinating,
Eight Mia-maids a sleeping
Seven warnings against a-swimming,
Six geezers hands a-laying
Five golden bibles
Four IMPORTANT Callings,
The Three Nephites,
Two tracting Elders,
And A Patriarchial Blessing!